The SEVEN
by Mack Williams
27 February 2019
I. Michael Cohen
I don’t know how long Rep. Cummings’ committee will have Michael Cohen before them this afternoon, but as far as I am concerned, they can all go home now. Cohen, the President’s former attorney and fixer provided a copy of a personal check signed by the President of the United States to reimburse him for a $130,000 hush money payment to porn star Stormy Daniels which was intended to keep their affair out of the public eye prior to the 2016 election. One might generally ask why someone needs a strong-arm “fixer” if they are not doing things that require fixing…so this may help answer that.
This makes Trump a part of a campaign finance violation. By all rights, when Cohen goes to jail, he should be sharing the cell. As for Rep. Jim Jordan, he ought use his time during this hearing to write apology letters to all of those abused wrestlers.
II. Remix
I guess Spike Lee – based on his statement at the Academy Awards telecast in which he claimed that the New York Knicks are “trying to tank” – might be expecting the Knicks to release a remix of the old hymn, “We’re Marching To Zion”:
We’re tanking to Zion
Beautiful, slam dunking Zion
We’re tanking downward to Zion
That beautiful forward of Duke
III. Nobel Peace Prize
So it turns out that the President’s people have asked for a recommendation for him to get the Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts with Kim Jung Un. Funny…I have a difficult time in imagining Ralph Abernathy, Andrew Young, Jesse Jackson and others within SCLC – from prison in some cases – calling the Nobel committee to ask them to give Dr. King the prize…but I’m just funny like that.
That said, the concept of Donald Trump getting a Nobel Peace Prize leads me to think about Dave Kingman, the former slugger who played for the New York Mets as well as several other teams. Kingman hit 442 home runs during his career, but combined that with a relatively low batting average of .236, along with striking out 1,816 times, one of the highest amounts of strikeouts in major league history. Despite his great success as a home run hitter, he is not in the Hall of Fame because it was felt that his entire body of work was not of the highest standard as per an individual to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. The Nobel Peace Prize is an exclusive award akin to being inducted into a Hall of Fame; only the best of the best. Not Individual-1.
IV. MAGA Terrorist
It should would be great if the President and Sarah Sanders would get off Michael Cohen and say something about the home-grown terrorist that sought to assassinate various MSNBC and CNN journalists, as opposed to the fictional caravans not at the southern border.
V. Emergency
I certainly hope someone’s house doesn’t catch fire as Donald Trump is driving by. He’s been talking about how he may declare an “emergency” at the border for a couple of months. Anything that is an emergency requires immediate action; as such, if it took him two months to declare an “emergency,” then that means that it’s not a real emergency. Using this timetable, by the time Trump reports the fire, the house will have burned down to the ground.
VI. Meek Mill
Now that New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft is in a bit of legal trouble himself, perhaps Meek Mill can return the favor.
VII. Black History Month
If you’re looking for something for your young kids within the last days of Black History Month, please feel free to check out my book, “Jackie Robinson and the Negro Leagues.” https://www.amazon.com/Jackie-Robinson-Negro-Leagues-Williams/dp/150040876X